Dan...the trainer man

So I met my new trainer tonight. His name is Dan. He's a muscle head. Dan feels that we should see each other twice a week. I think we should see each other more like once a month. I honestly have no intentions of spending alot of time with this guy. I realize that he needs to make some bank, but the cost is ridiculous. Besides, there's only so much weight lifting a gal can handle. I got skinny on my own last time with NO HELP. I highly doubt that I need him now.

Also, he wants me to drink protein shakes. AS IF! I didn't tell him I had chips and queso from Chili's for lunch today. I don't think he could handle it.