The botox baby has arrived

I'm choosing to remember Keith as the hot mess that he once was, not the umbrella holding, water fetching man he has become.

Nicole Kidman and her husband, Keith Urban (I love that her name is always before his), have welcomed their first child together, a daughter named Sunday Rose Kidman Urban (are you shittin me?) , born Monday morning in Nashville, PEOPLE has confirmed. "Husband Keith was by Nicole's side, and mother and baby are very well," said spokesman Paul Freundlich, who added that the couple were "delighted" to make the announcement. He also said the baby girl weighed 6 lbs., 7.5 oz. The pregnancy was first announced in January. Kidman has two other children with her former husband Tom Cruise: Isabella, 15, and Connor, 13 (that she never sees) .

In the days leading up to the birth, the couple – who celebrated their second wedding anniversaryon June 25 – didn't stray from their normal routine in and around Nashville, where they reside in a gated community (because Nikki is scared of regular people.) . From early morning stops at a local Starbucks for warm drinks to a little sweat at the gym later in the day (Kidman was a regular at spin and yoga classes during her pregnancy), the couple remained low-key. "She's never been happier and healthier," says a close family friend. "She is absolutely radiant (somethings just write themselves) and enjoying nesting and homemaking with Keith at their new home in Nashville." (that just happens to be next to land that she bought with Tom) But getting ready for their baby was a priority (Hiring a nanny takes time people!) . Urban admitted he was learning a new vocabulary for fatherhood and doing Lamaze lessons. "He doesn't know the name [of the classes], but he has been very good at it!" (Interesting, I didn't know you needed classes for scheduled c-section) The new parents also bought a couple of books to help them along: Pocket Dad: Everyday Wisdom and Your Pregnancy, Week By Week (don't forget, "How to pawn your baby off on a nanny and make crappy movies at the same time.) . "The unknown excites me a lot," Urban told reporters in May. "What kind of feelings will fatherhood bring? I'm sure I can't even imagine, but I am really looking forward to finding out."

I hope Keith's happy. Who cares about Botoxia. But mostly I hope that Sunday can get over the fact that her name is Sunday and can be as messed up as all the other A-listers kids. Let's pray that Sunday looks like her dad, since no one really knows what Nikki looks like anymore.

Also, thanks Keith for totally messing up Raining on Sunday. There's no way to sing a song about "staying under the covers all afternoon" when it has your new daughters name in the title. If you even try I will report you to the pedophile watch list. And, "Raining on Monday, or Saturday or Tuesday" will not be acceptable.

Can anyone else hear the "Addams Family" theme song in there head? Must just be me.