HALLELUJAH

The neighbors are finally moved! I hate to sound like a biatch, but they were the worst people on the planet. I have never heard such foul, disgusting language out of any kids mouth. Heres a little glimpse into the neighbors from hell.

Since I couldn't sleep last night, I was hanging out in the computer room with the lights out. It was 11:30 and my kids were long asleep. Next thing I hear Ali (demon spawn, he's 12) say that he needs to go to the bathroom, at which point he proceeds to pee on my house. CLASSY! I kept quiet, just repeating to myself "they leave tomorrow, they leave tomorrow...". Next thing I hear him and his friend say something about, "Just do it, by the time she gets outside, we'll be long gone." GREAT. Ali started to walk across my lawn, I stood up and looked out the window. I think I scared the crap outta him, because he took off and ran back home.

Well, this afternoon, I got my farewell suprise from the demon. I noticed that there was something different out by the shed in the backyard. Our backyard shares a fence with theirs. I went out to find 2 stuffed animals, 2 t shirts, a roll of paper towels, a handbag and a mountain dew can with a towel shoved inside of it...ALL LIT ON FIRE! He was even nice enough to leave the lighter fluid he used.

The police came out and I filed a report. I doubt that anything will be done about it. I can guarantee we will all see Ali again...he will be on America's most wanted, probably after him and his friends join a terrorist sect in NJ. BasTURD! I know you must be asking, where are his parents. They don't give a crap. They think he is a saint. Too bad his new BB gun, that he left on my lawn, was accidentally thrown in my trash can.